nicolas-chocolat:

"Earl Ingstad… You bear a strong resemblance to my ex-wife."

best of hobbitcon 2 (x)

"I have walked there sometimes. Beyond the forest and up into the night. I have seen the world fall away and the white light of forever fills the air."

You forget your place, Turner.
It’s right here. Between you and Jack.

thinkofthegunstheysell:

toocabaret:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out

These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk.

After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. (via)

twofacedsheep:

A King Cheetah, which is not a separate breed, just a color mutation. This particular cheetah is also brandishing something of a mane!

© TH